I Cooked!

I spent an hour and a half preparing this meal. Salmon, red potatoes and green beans. My family didn't quite know what to think.

I really didn't mean for the lemons to look like a penis.

Okay, I don't like Bernie Madoff, who does? But, I just saw this news clip of him walking down a sidewalk, covered in reporters who were violently pushing him in order to get "the money shot." I'm agin the violence. That's bad. They put their hands on him and shoved him. Bad bad bad. I don't condone what Madoff did, but I also don't condone brutality from reporters or anyone for that matter.

I’m trying to quit sweets. I’m so very addicted to sweets, especially chocolate. Once I get started I just don’t stop. I’ve been thinking of going to a hypnotist. A hypnotist could suggest to my subconscious mind that chocolate is really poo. But I’m afraid that it will have the reverse effect and I’ll want to eat poo thinking it’s really chocolate.

Commercials I'm sick of:

1. Vince with Sham Wow.

2. "I never knew I could earn so much money with my old gold."

3. Vince with Slap Chop. (Yes, Vince is selling a new product called Slap Chop.)

More people I'm sick of hearing about:

Bernie Madoff
and
Caroline Kennedy

Here's a link to my trip to Kernville today.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/34046047@N02/sets/72157612417016800/show/

people I'm sick of, but still watch news about them:

Sarah Palin
Rod Blagojevich
Al Franken
Norm Coleman, and
Ann Coulter

How sick am I?